Jerome's top 10 Dad Jokes of 2025

When you walk into Balmain Health Club, you’ll be greeted by two things, a friendly smile from our trainers and my weekly dad joke. My dad jokes are a gym staple, just as much as lifting weights, cardio burns and yoga stretches.

And I know that each and every week, all BHC clients and members spend their weekend eagerly anticipating what spectacular form of humour I’ll present to them on Monday morning, when I post my new joke of the week.

As we’re coming up to halfway through 2025, here are my top jokes for the year so far. Enjoy them, have a laugh, and you’re welcome.

1) I have daily sex. I mean Dyslexia

2) I was surprised when the Stationary store moved

3) My wife accused me of being immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.

4) Last night there was a storm and I lost 25% of my roof. Oof.

5) I met Tom Hanks and he was so rude. I asked for his autograph and all he wrote was Thanks.

6) A B-flat, and E-flat and a G-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve minors”.

7) What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.

8) I’ve lost my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.

9) The worst job I ever had was putting soft drinks in order of fizziness. It was soda grading.

10) I’m changing the name of my toilet from John to Jim. That way people are more impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.

Yours in fitness,

Jerome Samaha