My all time Top 10 best Dad Jokes - updated for 2023!

As any BHC member knows, every time you step into our studio you are greeted with a smile, a high five and if I’m near, a Dad joke. Sometimes they’re funny, most of the time they’re not.

Sadly I loved Dad jokes before I became a dad. Now I have two kids, I love them even more.

Here are my all time Top 10 Dad jokes. Have a read, perhaps laugh and enjoy this quick little post for a Monday. If you like, email me back your favourite joke on this list. I would love to know which joke you found the funniest. Just email the joke number to jerome@balmainhealthclub.com.au. Or if you can top these ones, email me one that wasn’t on this list.

Here we go.

1) I received a flyer on anger management the other day. I lost it.

2) A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:

- Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.

- Jane ate her friend’s colon.

3) A recent study has found that women who carry a little too much weight live longer than the men who mention it..

4) How do you spot the blind guy at a Nudist Colony. It’s not hard.

5) I saw my ex wife across the hall at a museum. I was going to say hi but it was awkward. There was too much history between us.

6) I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.

7) What happened to the blind circumciser? He got the sack.

8) I once had a conversation with a Dolphin. We just clicked.

9) My wife says I have two faults. I don’t listen….. and something else.

10) My dad died when we wouldn’t remember his blood type. As he died he kept telling us to “Be positive” but it’s kinda hard without him.

There you go. Hope you had a good laugh. Which was your favourite? Or can you top that?

Jerome